Merry Halloween

I shovel the sidewalk in front of my apartment for two reasons. One, it the city sucks at clearing sidewalks, and even if they do drive by in a truck with a plow, plows don’t do anything for frozen slushy footprint remains, and then it turns into an icy forever. Two, it confuses people.

It confuses people so much that one person gave me a dollar and another bought me a hot chocolate. I’m confused and happy right now.